After getting gubbed at Goodison on Saturday, Rafa was none too happy for sure.
So I say to him: "Hey boss, we took a real beating, for sure, but it's not all bad...at least you don't have too look at this in the mirror every morning".
"So when I'm feeling, how you say, in the dumps, I take a look at this lot. Cheers me up for sure!"
Note from the ed: OK, so it's a bit of tired old formula but it's always good for a laugh...and there's loads that Wurzel's missed so drop me a line if there's any other players kite's you'd like to see...