Exactly how many times did you have to read that only to realise that it still makes no sense whatsoever?!
The upshot of that little vowel-fest is that - according to The Sun, that most reliable of rags - the Blues are heading the chase for Maxime Lestienne.
Everton have apparently offered the 17-year-old winger a trial and he'd be available on a free transfer as his current club, Excelsior Mouscron - that headline is starting to fall into place now - were recently declared bankrupt.
So just give away all your assets, that should help!
But there are two big spanners in the works, namely Man United and Arsenal, that should ensure the Belgian won't be plying his trade at Goodison!
And I think there's another transfer rumour in here somewhere, if anyone would care to translate...
Everton deve seguir no Flamengo e frusta tentativas do Palmeiras