A complete non-story
By Les Roberts
Updated Friday, 8th January 2010
Apparently Everton are not going to be bidding for Coventry City goalkeeper Kieran Westwood...slow news day then?!
Christ, if we did a story on every player Everton aren't going to sign I'd never leave my keyboard...like some little downtrodden news monkey that deals in nothing but non-stories!
Anyway, Coventry signed Westwood from Carlisle United in 2008 for £500,000 and he is now wanted by several Premier League clubs including ourselves.
Anyway, we're not going to be bidding for the young Irishman on the basis that: a) we have no money and 2) we don't really need a goalkeeper!
Anyone seen John Ruddy lately?!
And, for any Swedes out there, you fancy translating this one...
Johan, 15, lämnar MFF för Everton
As far as I can work out were signing a 15-year-old Swede called Johan...maybe Mrs Moyes needs a hand with the kids or something!