Which is a bit like when someone in the pub says to you: "Well I know someone that knows someone at Everton, reliable source like, who reckons Cahill to Man Unite dis a done deal!"
Actually, this summer must be the first since Cahill signed for us that we've not heard this particular beauty doing the rounds!
Anyway, back to The Prince - as he's probably never referred to - and his agent Mario Miele's - you've clearly got to have a boss sounding name to make it as an agent these days - bad attempts to hawk his player around.
The midfielder is probably best know for being surprisingly good in an unsurprisingly bad Portsmouth team and for playing against his brother - Jerome - as Ghana faced Germany in this year's World Cup.
Speaking of which, it really was a rubbish tournament wasn't it?!
I feel sorry for all the kids for whom this will be the first World Cup they remember as universal wisdom suggests that the first one you recall is your favourite.
Something that is certainly true for me having Mexico 86 as the first World Cup I was aware of.
Anyway, the point of this article...which was pretty pointless to begin with...at Mario Miele has said that Everton and Liverpool are interested in Kevin Prince-Boateng, as are Genoa, Lazio, Besiktas and...Stoke.
So it's pretty much nailed on that he'll be breaking his neck trying to flick on long throw-ins for the best part of next season!