Ruddy barcodes

Last updated : 11 March 2010 By Les Roberts

Let's start with James Vaughan.

Everton's youngest ever goalscorer is said to be on the verge of joining Leicester City on loan until the end of the season.

This won't go down to well with, midlands rivals, Derby County who tried to tie up a permanent contract for Vaughan earlier in the year.

But, in spite of this, Vaughan is now said to be on his way to Leicester for the remainder of the season with a view to a pertmanent move to the Walker's Stadium.

Which, as we always say when the youngster is linked with a move away from Goodison, would be a real shame as he's a player that every Evertonian is desperate to see do well!

A player that has made even fewer appearances that Vaughan is John Ruddy.

The young 'keeper is currently on loan at Motherwell but sources suggest - well some internet sites suggest anyway - that the 'keeper could be a Newcastle player next season.

This is all seemingly based upon the rumour that Chris Hughton rearranged his plans to watch Newcastle reserves play in Whitley Bay and, intstead, took a trip to Scotland.

It's testament to Hughton's character that sources in Scotland were merely suggesting that he went north of the border to watch Ruddy in action for Motherwell and not to knock the sporran out of some young lassie!

Speaking of which, Chloe Everton seems to be trying to make the leap from Sky Sports anchor to lad's mags and, inevitably, to hosting some prime time shite on ITV with her 'saucy' musings on Twitter.

I've never understood the point of Twitter, why would anyone be vaguely arsed what someone else is doing from one moment to the next.

And, furthermore, why would anyone think that anyone else would be interested in what they were doing from one moment to the next!

Anyway, Chloe Everton has used this to her advantage to show that she's nothing like the sexless drones that work as sports anchors - particularly at the BBC - by putting up some racey tweets.

It's all pointless shite but my favourite has to be: "the sign on the ticket machine im at says: slot out of action. I know the feeling"

Slot?! Brilliant!

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Everton...Tiger! grrrrrrr!