...something about Phil Jagielka.

Last updated : 25 May 2007 By Ivor Bintold
Which conjours up an image of Jagielka being, say, the dwarf character in 'coin-op classic' Gauntlet and Everton being like the ghosts that come from everywhere and kill you in seconds.

Seriously, have you tried to play that game lately in one-player version?

Near impossible!

We must have had some patience, not to mention a never-ending supply of 10 pence pieces, back in the day!

Anyway, Jagielka is meant to be the subject of a £4.5 million bid from the Blues.

He strikes me as a sort of Steve Watson-type player in so much as he can play pretty much anywhere and was even Sheffield United's second choice 'keeper last season!

And he's in the squad for tonight's England B fixture at Turf Moor...so his value will probably rise to something daft like £5.5 million by 10 o'clock tonight!