...striker, striker, striker, STRIKER!
By Ivor Bintold
Updated Tuesday, 30th January 2007
Just like in that scene in Airplane...if it were to involve Beattie, Keane and Smith...and not Ted Striker.The now customary story linking us with 'always-seeming-to-want-away-no-matter-how-often-he-plays-and-scores-striker' Robbie Keane has finally surfaced.
It was a long time coming this year but it doesn't disappoint as one version also involves James Beattie.
Depending upon who you listen to, Tottenham are either lining up a £4.5 million bid for the man all the players imaginitively call 'Beatts' else they're prepared to swap him for Robbie Keane.
Well that's what I've been told anyway!
And those Alan Smith rumours just won't go away either...