And if you rearrange the letters you'll probably come up with their real names.
Carol.
Actually it's Rachel now isn't it?! Quite the thinking man's crumpet there!
Anyway, these cats from 1860 Munich...Penial Mlapa is a 19-year-old Togolese born German striker whilst Aleksander Ignjovski is a 19-year-old Serbian born midfielder.
Mlapa is thought to be available for around £3million, which seems a lot for a teenager with just two Bundesliga games to his name.
Ignjovski sounds a more solid bet as he has 23 first team games and three goals to his name though it's thought that a deal for him could be more complicated.
In short, we'd probably have to actually pay for him!
And if we were in the hunt for another of their strikers Paul Agostino, the loveables would surely have a field day as 'Agostino joins the bitters'...Ho! Ho! Nice one Tarby!